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With a platinum-pop-record mother and a blockbuster-franchise-leading father, this baby will be able to sing. It will be able to dance. It will be able to act. Which means that, in this group, it wins the Weekend forecast Boating with a chance of Drinking vintage shirt in addition I really love this superlative for “Most Likely to Have Its Own Disney Channel Show by Age 11.” Unless that crown is taken by the child of. . . Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner haven’t officially announced that they’re expecting. However, paparazzi recently caught Jonas and the noticeably pregnant Turner on a walk. I feel for Turner here—no one deserves to have their quarantine fresh air activities documented. Let us stroll through the haze of our pandemic-induced melancholia while wearing leggings in peace! Regardless, happy for them, and happy for that baby, who will also have Priyanka Chopra as an aunt.